Funny SMS

'Funny love sms to bring fun in love.'

Fake hair, fake smile, fake nails, fake friendship! Are you sure you
aren't piece of China?

Sometimes, even if it wasn't funny, I respond "hahaha" just to make you feel fine.

I drink so I can Tolerate others.

What is the difference between Monkey and Donkey?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.
Choices are yours..

Can you listen to my heart, can you hear what it sings?
Do come back to me - and forgive everything.

Because you say, you love me and I'll end up lying, and say I love you too.

Would you be with me if I ruled the world world world!


Those sweet and innocent eyes,
Those lovely and kissable lips,
A great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk,
Absolute gorgeous,
That is enough about me...
Tell me how are you?....

If it's true that men
are such beasts,
than this must account
for the fact
that most of the women
are animal lovers.

I have something for u.
Pl close your eyes..

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CHEATER!!!

You didn’t close eyes.
So nothing for you except me!

We have known
each other for
quite a while now,
do u think we can be more,
than friends?
because i like u very much.
will you be my partner to... rob a bank?

We seen? We communicated? We impressed? We loved?
We promised? I Loved? You back out? All done?
You're no more exist in my heart.

I want to live with you with lots of love and care with all my heart.
My laughter and happiness are just with you only.